Isabella. A ninetysomething year old woman stuck in a teenager's body. Loves middle-aged male celebrities far more than is appropriate. Has a list of platonic girlcrushes that grows daily. Aims to be a mix of Lady Mary Crawley, Joan Holloway, and Liz Lemon. Is a sucker for pretty graphics and men who wear glasses. Loves old Hollywood, attractive celebrities, film, cultural history, anthropology, classic literature, costume design, and obscenely long period dramas. Obsesses over Downton Abbey more than anyone in their right mind should, as seen by her poorly-written word vomit about it. great gatsbies

Colin Firth and Meryl Streep's Love Child